Archive for September 5th, 2009
Posted in Saturday 9: Thunking on a Saturday
1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, "I saw you pick up that money. It’s mine." You ask how much it was. She asks, "Are you calling me a liar?" What do you do?
I answer patiently, “No, I’m just making sure.”
2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it?
We dont have a guest room. We have a spare room aka junk room. That is where all the kids’ toys are – imagine the mess.
3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)?
The chickens who continually poo in my patio.
4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would guess you’d find this funny? Why and would you laugh or be pissed off?
I’d laugh because of surprise. If he jacks off in front of me, I’d be pissed.
5. What do you call a male Ladybug?
Still a ladybug?
